USA 2008 Dream Team Candidates

In keeping with Fantasy Football, Fantasy Baseball, Advanced Dungeons & Dragons, I too have created my Dream Team Candidates for the 2008 USA election. These two wonderful people would provide the United States of America with the skills and leadership needed to guide us through the economic hardships ahead. And so, I present to you: Kucinich & Paul for President in 2008!!!!


My apologies to Mr. Kucinich and Dr. Paul, I don't do likenesses well; but the message stands strong. Hail to the Underdogs!!! Don't worry about the primaries. Be the uniters!

Greetings

So You might be asking yourself: what kind of sick bloke sets a manatee on fire? Well there is a picture of me, holding a can of kerosene. And I will take responsibility for dousing the manatee in said kerosene. But that is all! The manatee lit himself on fire.



As you can tell, the manatee is holding a lit match, which he throws upon his kerosene soaked back. The manatee is protesting, much like the monks who set themselves on fire. But he is protesting for something, not against something. The manatee is protesting for humor. He is protesting so that you can laugh at the wonderful comedy of a manatee, swimming underwater, with a flaming pool of kerosene on his back. Laugh, dear reader, laugh.